Mr Pickles Pilot Notepage

Ugh.... yeah, what the heck did I just put myself through?! What was I thinking when I decided 'I'll watch an episode of Mr Pickles just for the sake of a review'? And most of all.... WHAT THE HELL IS THIS EPISODE?! Terrible... absolutely HORRID is what. It's my third least favourite animated episode at the moment - inbetween Love Loaf from Breadwinners and... Ren Seeks Help from Ren and Stimpy's Adult Party Cartoon. Are You Happy Now from Season 8 SpongeBob still holds the Number 1 spot, but most of that is because some EXTREMELY disturbing and depressing stuff is placed in a CHILDREN'S CARTOON, and it did leave me in a depression for two days after watching it. Mr Pickles on the other hand is similar to Ren and Stimpy's Adult Party Cartoon - if you take away the shock humour, both these shows are just BORING. It's like a roller coaster ride - you have a feeling of fear and shock when you're on it, but as soon as it's over, you very quickly forget about it. So at least, to the credit of Adult Party Cartoon and Mr Pickles, it's NOT very good at keeping me invested and left my memory relatively quickly.... which is more than I can say for Are You Happy Now... As I said, I was depressed for DAYS after watching it... 

But onto the episode at hand - it's BAAAAAAAAD. It's REALLY, REALLY bad.... So, here's my notepage for the pilot... Which I'm titling Good Boy... but trust me, the titular character is anything BUT.  

..........To think that Mr Pickles' place on my Most Hated Characters List is next to places held by characters as TAME as Pippi Longstocking, Bill Hawks (Professor Layton and the Lost Future), Bella Swan and Dahlia Hawthorne (Phoenix Wright: Trials and Tribulations)....